yarnzipangirl:

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

How terrifying is James Spader on set? x

"i would like everyone to know i am a gay ass weeaboo nerd and i love macklemore" - iguanamouth probably
Anonymous

iguanamouth:

100 percent true and real thing i said

Avengers: Age of Ultron Cast doing press interview with cineplexmovies at SDCC on July 26th, 2014

concentration-lamp:

"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"

"Pretty impressive, huh?"

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point