#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom
I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
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100 percent true and real thing i said
Avengers: Age of Ultron Cast doing press interview with cineplexmovies at SDCC on July 26th, 2014
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"